fortune -m 'Do I know you?'
Last night, I came home and realized that everything in my apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact duplicate. I told this to my friend — he said, "Do I know you?"
Sorry 'bout that, I'm in a silly mood.
Have a look at this poster, the text says, in bad russian verse:
When shops are brightly colored and machine tools are clean we work efficiently and with pleasure.
I'm warming up for tomorrow, May 1st.