Don't run telnetd(8), run this fake instead™

Some people are criminally clueles, take for example the author of this program. It would be fun if it contained serious bugs … maybe I should try to install it on Hewlett (my girlfriends laptop) and do a “nc hewlett 23 < /dev/arandom” which is a l337 h4x0r trick Knud taught me.

Also I want a lavalamp and a webcam.