At least it was a lot of fun discussing the above possibility on
On the subject of clueless idiots; I got a real paper mail sent from the Domain Registry of America in the Philipines to me here in Denmark with a return envelope included, addressed to 56 Gloucester Rd., Suite 526, London, England. They wanted me to transfer my domain to them. Not ever, assholes.
Alex said he's gotten the same mail from them about mongers.org since 2000. They probably have a depressingly high ROI.